I recently received my latest correspondence from my good friend and world traveller, Hieronymus Fudd. I would like to share it with you.
Guten tag mein freunde. Get it right über alles ye, by the way! Well here I am in Berlin. I can't believe it. BERLIN! It is massive. The streets are so wide. You could land a jumbo jet on Bismarkstrasse. Fantastic! I had a wee look this morning at that wall that everybody has been talkin' aboot. It is a bit dilapidated lookin', but I reckon oor brickie pal, big Tam, could get that thing back together in a fortnight. I did a wee bit of research into the German history too. You know me - always the professional. You wouldn't Adam and Eve it. It says that they invaded Poland!!! Oh Em Gee! They told me nothin' at that school. Anyway, I was in a local library and I decided to look up a word or two. The word 'Intermission' was quite interesting. The German definition against this word just reads 1918 to 1939. What's all that aboot? I did a wee bit sniffin' around, to see what sight seeing tours were on the go. Guess what I came up with. The photo below is the house that Adolf Hitler grew up in. Brilliant! I can just see Adolf in here.
It gets even better. They do guided tours inside old Adolf's house. Really good touches, like recordings of his speeches piped into every room, swaztika bath towels, a gas oven and even a set of heated rollers on Eva Braun's dressing table. On the way home I saw this chappie on the tram. Not sure who he is, but as they say aboot Quasimodo, his face rings a bell.