- a loaf of cheap bread that's been marked down because it's at its sell by date
- a tin of tomatoes
- 3 eggs (not free range)
- seemingly you can buy viagra in Warsaw for 77p
- 2 x 1 inch nails
- 150g of baby button mushrooms
I'd quite like it if you read some of my stories. This is not a bad wee collection, lots of variety; bit of humour, bit of sadness, bit of violence, a wee bit crude here and there...
It's only 77p or for those of you who prefer dollars, it's one dollar and seventeen cents.
What else can you buy for this?
Or...a few wee stories that I've poured my soul into for your enjoyment...take your pick...
Click here for the stories, otherwise away to the shop yourself.
If you want the viagra...no, I'm not that cheap...